ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall and freedom fries on the floor.

So there is this bet.... More like a challenge that has been bestowed upon me. It goes like this:
At thirteen restaurants, I must order a dinner that comes with French Fries. I must ask the waiter/waitress if I can substitute the French Fries for Freedom Fries. When/if said server questions my request, I must ask the waitress if the restaurant is anti-american and/or make some sort of legitimate effort to get Freedom Fries. If the server will not cave and bring me Freedom Fries, I must refuse and fries at all.

Now, there are two possible resolutions to this challenge. One, I fail. SHITTY! Two, I win and Eric Haidys provides all the beer for the 99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall party at my new house.

I am going to win this challenge and you are invited to this party. There have been two provisions to this challenge that Eric doesn't know about yet. The first is that when I win, he will wear a "Beer Dunce" hat at the party, so he'll be easy to recognize. The second provision is that, if at any time I am served Freedom Fries, I have to paint an American flag over them in ketchup and leave them on the table after I take a photo of them to be posted on this very blog! Check back for photographic evidence of me winning and bringing you closer to 99 bottles of Miller High Life. One Love.


Dave xo